So we missed out on the big dick hire of Campbell for a rumored 7 million a year and that means we should have said fuck it let make this look like a big dick hire and pay Deboner 7 mill
Go look at doogman 50 motherfuckers clamoring about how Petersen should facilitate Tedford into either the OC role or some limp dick advisory role. Or about how Petersen had put together an unmatchable NIL program that’s next level. But no fucking coach in a America seemed to give a shit about it
Word is we had Campbell but every time they spoke to Jen he couldn’t take listening to that fucking raspy voice anymore and he thought to himself I can’t listen to this for 5+ years fuck it I’ll stay at Iowa State